Langston Hughes imitation (mimicking "advertisement for the Waldorf-Astoria)
Imitation of Langston Hughe's "Advertisement for the Waldorf-Astoria"
Looking at colleges… the top tier?
Better take the SAT!
LOOK DETERMINED ONES!
Look! See what they say about
this year’s SAT range:
“The middle 50% scored between…”
Now, won’t that be charming when the one next to you
has been paying for tutors to prepare for this test?
Furthermore:
“They will take the super-score of your best days…”
But it costs time to prepare for these tests. Next to you is the brilliant
Sally Halls, president of the class, and Captain Steven, who
already committed for soccer. Quite a distinguished group
in your test taking room.
So when you see your competition, discouraged and
disgruntled, remember the SAT is your chance to shine--
(Remember, "they’re other schools to look at if your scores
aren’t good enough.")
FRESHMEN
Better start studying now for the SAT, you under achievers--
Lazy bums who haven’t left an impact
on the world yet, and you haven’t open a practice test yet?
Your chance to shine is the SAT, a good score can get you anywhere:
UPENN
CORNELL
STANFORD
YALE
MIT
HARVARD
Give the test your best shot, you wishful thinkers.
Why not?
Take the test with peers who will live out
your dreams, who have been getting help preparing
for this test for months from the best, while you were volunteering,
playing sports, trying to be involved, having fun.
(Didn’t anyone tell you how important this one test
was going to be?)
At least give the SAT a shot, and get your hopes up.
You got nothing else to do.
Looking at colleges… the top tier?
Better take the SAT!
LOOK DETERMINED ONES!
Look! See what they say about
this year’s SAT range:
“The middle 50% scored between…”
Now, won’t that be charming when the one next to you
has been paying for tutors to prepare for this test?
Furthermore:
“They will take the super-score of your best days…”
But it costs time to prepare for these tests. Next to you is the brilliant
Sally Halls, president of the class, and Captain Steven, who
already committed for soccer. Quite a distinguished group
in your test taking room.
So when you see your competition, discouraged and
disgruntled, remember the SAT is your chance to shine--
(Remember, "they’re other schools to look at if your scores
aren’t good enough.")
FRESHMEN
Better start studying now for the SAT, you under achievers--
Lazy bums who haven’t left an impact
on the world yet, and you haven’t open a practice test yet?
Your chance to shine is the SAT, a good score can get you anywhere:
UPENN
CORNELL
STANFORD
YALE
MIT
HARVARD
Give the test your best shot, you wishful thinkers.
Why not?
Take the test with peers who will live out
your dreams, who have been getting help preparing
for this test for months from the best, while you were volunteering,
playing sports, trying to be involved, having fun.
(Didn’t anyone tell you how important this one test
was going to be?)
At least give the SAT a shot, and get your hopes up.
You got nothing else to do.